Lost

My plans for the weekend have been put on hold: I have a tax audit on Monday, and I can't find my receipts for 2001. Nothing, nada, zip. Not one single train ticket or bank account printout. Where can they be? I know they were still in the house in May, because I found them while cleaning and sorting. God forbid that I sorted them into the garbage, but after two days of searching that now seems very likely.

Despair. Why didn't I put the damn stuff into a filebox, as I did with every other year? Because I'm a lazy slob, that's why. And now they're gone.