Wednesday, August 25, 2004


Thinking further about yesterday's post, I believe there's an excellent (though morally repugnant) high-profit no-risk business opportunity in selling "vjagra" or "cjaljs" as misspelled. Since neither of these products exists, you could sell anything at all to anyone foolish enough to buy it.

Get some blue M&Ms and a pencil, write "cjaljs" in pencil on the back of the M&Ms, charge 75 cents each for them. Plus $15 shipping and handling, of course.

Since there exists no other "cjaljs" against which yours could be unfavourably compared, the idiot customer has no legal recourse.

It's brilliant.


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